Dreamcatcher

Use the to chase a dream and catch it.

Wheel Of Misfortune

Played at CRACKed Theatre

Journey

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "Holy shit! What a ride!"

Got Milk?

Don't Quit

When things go wrong... don't quit.

Don't Push Me

Beware the red button.

Drawings #2 and #3

Who am I?

(More freehanders from PC)

My Valentine

Draw A Heart

Wicked Game

The wicked game we play.

Be My Valentine

Write a Valentine to your sweetie.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.
The scent of a pig reminds me of you.
Your skin feels like gravel to my caress.
Your lips taste like a marshmallow, no less!

Kissing your ass fills all of my dreams.
And stroking your elbow must be heaven, it seems.
I see terror reflected deep in your eyes.
And I know a sore moose within you lies.

I want to make angry love to you.
To sing and dance and hike, it's true.
So won't you be my gorgeous Valentine?
Please say shit! that you'll be mine!

Gimme A Little Kiss

Expectations

What to expect.

Throw Me Something, Mister!

It's Mardi Gras!


Grab the beads!

YAWN

Ever get sleepy when surfing the internet?

No problem. Take a virtual nap.

Super Bowl

Catch the football!

Amazing Grace

Because I'm feeling maudlin.