2001

Stanley Kubrick did it in 1968.

I did it on 1/1/2001.

2001: Space Oddities

2000

Remember the end of 1999? The Y2K panic?

Year 2000

Snowball Fight!

Gotcha!

Snowball

I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
I thought I'd keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.

I made it some pajamas,
And a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first -- it wet the bed.

~Author Unknown

The Magic 8 Ball

A Christmas Story

Once Upon A Christmas Night

Christmas Stocking

Look in the for some goodies.

Deck Out Windows

A present for you.

Some cursors I made for Christmas.

The Weather Outside Is Frightful...

...but the fire inside is delightful.

Reach out to the and warm those tootsies.

Christmas Smoochie

Stand here

Dear Santa

Write your letter to Santa.

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at John's Christmas party. It was Mary who spiked the punch with too much cappuccino. I can't help it if I drank 666 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pumpkin spice.

I thought it was funny when I put Suzy-Q's sports bra on my head and danced the tango on the bed while singing `Sweet Emotion'. I didn't mean to break John's TV and don't know why John would sue me for capital murder.

I don't remember calling Steven's wife a horrendous cow---even though she looked like one with magenta eye shadow and purple lipstick!

And when I threw up on Mary Lou's husband's thigh, it was only because I ate too much of that spinach.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my pickup truck through my neighbor's front door. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a gorgeous panther and have me arrested for B&E!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all fiery and gigantic. And I'm really not to blame for any of this energetic stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and airily yours,
La de Boheme (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 20 bucks!

Say Cheeeese

For posterity -- smile

The Beginning

And so begins a new adventure.